As I am just weeks from yet another birthday, I figured I better get this one finished before I had to retitle it Post Midlife Crisis. It was supposed to be country, but I just don’t have it in me, so it sounds like this. It may help to put on your cowboy boots and give your sister a big kiss on the lips before listening.
It started out autobiographical but I invented a wife for added misery. Oh and the ED line is just a joke. No really, I felt it important to point that out.
P.S. I stole a line from Waitress (“Drawer full of pills…”) because it just worked too good here not to use it, plus I may be able to sue myself for plagiarism at a later date and I could really use the money.
How To Have A Midlife Crisis On A Budget (Right-Click and hit “Save link as…” to download)